Even the Oxford Dictionary has given in to your misuse of the word.
But then have you seen the Oxford website recently? O how the might have fallen! Forget being authoritative and dignified — if there is website with more SEO pandering, bland stock photos, and clickbait headlines… well, I have yet to see it.
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