Yes, this was inspired by the Akron/Family song “Don’t be afraid, you’re already dead.”
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What if there was less pablum and more ambush in your cookie’s fortune?
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Even the Oxford Dictionary has given in to your misuse of the word.
But then have you seen the Oxford website recently? O how the might have fallen! Forget being authoritative and dignified — if there is website with more SEO pandering, bland stock photos, and clickbait headlines… well, I have yet to see it.
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Happy New Year
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Other names I’ve tried on for size include Sugarfree Fortune Cookie, Fortune Cookie Raw, Serrated Fortune Cookie, and Razorblade Fortune Cookie. The perfect name remains elusive.
Symmetry is Overrated 